Thursday, March 1, 2018

Political Debate Between Jesus and Satan


Announcer:  Hello everyone and welcome to today's political debate between Jesus Christ and Satan.
                     Jesus Christ, the savior of the world and Satan his greatest adversary.

APPLAUSE

Announcer: Alright everyone, out first topic for debate is immigration.  Satan, what is your view of
                    Immigration?

Satan:          Christians are always talking about love thy neighbor?  Well, why don't they love all 
                    the people who want to live a better life?  Legal or illegal shouldn't matter if they truly 
                    love them.

Announcer:  Jesus what is your opinion?

Jesus:          I am the way, the truth and the life.  No one comes to the father except through me.

Announcer: Um. Yeah, right.   OK, on to our next subject.  What is your opinion of government 
                    corruption?  Satan?

Satan:          The problem is with those who want to stop the freedom of the people.  People have a 
                     right to do as they please but the President and his people want to stop the freedom of 
                     of the people and will do it any way he can.  Lies, cheating, and anything that helps that
                     madman are his tools to stop this great country from being truly free.

Announcer:  Jesus? What do you think?

Jesus:            I am the way, the truth and the life.  No one comes to the father except through me

Announcer:  Ahem! OK.  Ha Ha! Let's go to our third subject of abortion.  Satan?

Satan:           This is one of those freedoms that thick headed conservatives want to take from women.
                     The freedom of choice.  It is her body so she should be able to choose what to do with it.

Announcer:  Well Jesus?  Do you have anything intelligent to say about this?

Jesus:            I am the way, the truth and the life.  No one comes to the father except through me

Announcer:  Jesus, why won't you say anything else but you being the way and truth and stuff?

Jesus:           You are just talking the symptoms of sin.  Talking about how to end a symptom does not 
                     help when the disease remains.  To truly solve the symptoms of sin, you must end the 
                     cause and I am the solution.  It is through the changing of the heart that actions and 
                     minds are changed. 

Photo by Kane Reinholdtsen on Unsplash

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