Jesus Christ, the savior of the world and Satan his greatest adversary.
APPLAUSE
Announcer: Alright everyone, out first topic for debate is immigration. Satan, what is your view of
Immigration?
Satan: Christians are always talking about love thy neighbor? Well, why don't they love all
the people who want to live a better life? Legal or illegal shouldn't matter if they truly
love them.
Announcer: Jesus what is your opinion?
Jesus: I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the father except through me.
Announcer: Um. Yeah, right. OK, on to our next subject. What is your opinion of government
corruption? Satan?
Satan: The problem is with those who want to stop the freedom of the people. People have a
right to do as they please but the President and his people want to stop the freedom of
of the people and will do it any way he can. Lies, cheating, and anything that helps that
madman are his tools to stop this great country from being truly free.
Announcer: Jesus? What do you think?
Jesus: I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the father except through me
Announcer: Ahem! OK. Ha Ha! Let's go to our third subject of abortion. Satan?
Satan: This is one of those freedoms that thick headed conservatives want to take from women.
The freedom of choice. It is her body so she should be able to choose what to do with it.
Announcer: Well Jesus? Do you have anything intelligent to say about this?
Jesus: I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the father except through me
Announcer: Jesus, why won't you say anything else but you being the way and truth and stuff?
Jesus: You are just talking the symptoms of sin. Talking about how to end a symptom does not
help when the disease remains. To truly solve the symptoms of sin, you must end the
cause and I am the solution. It is through the changing of the heart that actions and
minds are changed.
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